Bon Jovi Is an Asshole.

The title says it all, anecdotes off the table. Listen to this instead:

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza – Canadian Bacon

I’m still in complete disbelief
That you could lie through your teeth
After putting your clothes on that fast
Yo give her a round of applause
Don’t ever again play those games
That you do cause you do
Don’t ever again play those games
Cause I know that you want to
Don’t! Cause I know you want to
I’m still in complete disbelief
That you could lie through your teeth
After putting your clothes on that fast
Yo give her a round of applause
Don’t ever again play those games
That you do cause you do
Don’t ever again play those games
Cause I know that you want to
Don’t! Cause I know you want to
Suck on the tip of this life
And don’t forget to choke
Don’t ever again play those games
That you do cause you do
Don’t ever again play those games
Cause I know that you want to
Don’t! Cause I know you want to
Don’t!
Cause I know you want to [x8]

And the phone call sample at the end of the track will make anyone cry.

That kind of day. Not thematically, but totally.

See ya,

β€”JMDIII